Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Faster, pregnant lady, kill kill!

Heather Havrilesky:

Because while Obama may have selected an experienced and savvy collection of specialists to lead this nation out of its hard times, no one on Earth has the ability to tackle big, unwieldy problems quite like a woman in the home stretch of pregnancy. In addition to manufacturing a brand-new human being, a feat of nearly supernatural proportions in and of itself, pregnant women also have an uncanny knack for grabbing the most daunting task by the throat, wrestling it to the floor and smashing its face into the carpet until it yells "Mother!"

Supt. Brady got a taste of this yesterday when Jennifer managed to buttonhole him coming out of KC's office. I love my wife.

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