Friday, July 04, 2008

Advanced White People

On stuff white people like:

It's all about ranking. It's essentially a contest. It used to be that bottled water was a status symbol. You drink Evian, or you drink Fiji, or what is the most expensive water.

But advanced-level white people, the higher-ranking white people, realized that they were creating a lot of waste, and so they switched over to the Nalgene bottle.

This was the one thing that baffled me when I arrived at Brown. What's up with the fucking water bottles?

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